Yesterday I spoke of a new polygamist standard under a Romney regime if he's elected today. Yesterday should of been called Brother Husbands (no way to not make that sound gay). Today the men get to find out the benefits of the new world order!
So, the premise is in a Romney administration, everyone will have three spouses to meet the needs that just one can't. Here are the candidates.
The Slut, Whore, Skank (whatever women call each other) - This is the woman who has been around and I mean the entire Denver Broncos around. She's the beta tester for new venereal diseases. Even her mother won't kiss her on the mouth. When you ask her to try something new in bed, she laughs.
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| Some will have real boobs. |
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The Homemaker - This is the Domestic Goddess. The Alpha Mom. She keeps the house clean and when you have the flu, she feeds you chicken soup in bed. She is the wife you can cry in front of and not be called a pussy. She takes care of the kids and runs the house like R. Lee Ermey** She can bake cookies and kiss a boo boo at the same time.
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| Somehow always 8 months pregnant | |
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| **R. Lee Ermey ---- Soccer Mom |
The Shy One - This is the wife that came in a virgin and may stay that way. She may also be Emo or Goth (I still don't know the difference). In her spare time she writes in a journal and cuts herself. She doesn't clean or care for sex, so you will pretty much ignore her. She covers her face anytime someone talks to her. Also studied French or another useless language.
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| You may never find out what she looks like. |
You may wonder, "What do they do for jobs?" Pshaw! Women won't need to work under a Romney administration, in fact it will probably be illegal! Besides with birth control and abortions outlawed, your sister wives will be pregnant all the time and who wants to pay for all that maternity leave.
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