One thing the American public should demand if Willard is elected tomorrow is that he bring back polygamy and not just bring it back, it should be required.
All people should be forced to enter into commited relationships with at least 3 other people. Actually it should be limited to 3 and here is why:
Roughly 50% of all marriages end in divorce and you have to figure that at least 25% more stay in unhappy marriages. Women for example have the choice of three types of men:
The He-Man - This is the sculpted Adonis who spends 15 hours a day in the gym. He could also be the rugged cowboy who looked like he stepped out of a Marlboro ad. This is the guy that gets most of the sex. Unfortunately like talking to a bag of rocks. Spends more time looking in the mirror than you do. Sells Mazdas in the valley. (If the cowboy, sells 50 lbs bags of dog food at the tractor supply store)
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| Why would women go to a movie about gay dancers? |
The Comedian - This is the guy who makes you laugh. The guy that will take you out to a bar and actually dance with you. If you want to have fun in public, this is who you call. Your friends love him and he can juggle but can't find your G-Spot. Gets the least amount of sex. Chronically unemployed.
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| Also more prone to be a serial killer. |
The Sensitive - This is the guy that gets you. Not so much sexually (he's second to the He-Man), but he is the closest thing to a girlfriend to you and still have a penis. Sexually, he spends more time trying to please you than himself. He usually only gets the post sex ....Post menstrual, postpartum, post-getting-dumped-by-He-Man. Basically anytime your depressed and/or craving ice cream. Invented Google.
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| Cries as much as you do. |
Tomorrow- Part 2: The Ladies!
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